Breakfast of Champions

I have hit the high life my friends. I have oftentimes been envious of those of you who get to go those high powered, high stakes dinner meetings. Drinking martini's at Donovan's or having a sambucca at Drinkwater's.

Well, I have arrived, check out these digs:

Yes, that's a green paper plate with doritos and powered donuts.

HSN UPDATE:

My camera shipped today, so I should be able to stop taking crappy camera phone pictures and be back in business really soon.