Chicken Fried Bacon! I win?

I'm from Texas. I didn't realize how much people from Texas talk about Texas until I moved out of the state. People, I'm sorry.

Not sorry that I'm from Texas, but I need you to know that we're just raised that way. We talk about Lone Star this, Big that. We can't help it.

I blame my parents.

AND to add to lots of generalizations and stereotypes about Texas I present you with Chicken Fried Bacon. From a restaurant fifteen minutes from where I grew up.